mychai's Diaryland Diary

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More God referenses than your average S. Baptist preacher

1And the Lord looked down upon the Earth, void of good food junketh, and saw that it was not, in fact, good.

2The Lord then proceedeth to shake his head in mild disdain, displeased in how the humans, created in His own image, did not useth their talents to make good frozen food that can be quickly and easily heateth.

3These lowly humans had made Little Debbies, Cheese Nips, and Ketchup. But there was nothing in the void of the land to dip hereunto the holy ketchup.

4And with a wide swath of His hand, the Lord, with much grandeur and awesome power, commandeth the fishes in the sea to transform themselves into a cigar shape and roll in breadcrumbs.

5The Lord looked upon his perfect creation and called it "Fish Sticks." And this was good.

6Ah-men.

Yesterday was pretty crappy. You have to admit that. Well, you don't have to, but it would be nice if you did.

But the only real good thing to come out of really crappy days is that it makes the next day seem that much better.

I got a few nice calls and messages last night from a few close friends who reads this here diary. One, of course, was from my Good Friend Kourtney.

She likes to say, "JP, you are wonderful." And it makes me smile. So, instantly, I began to feel better.

On a side note, Good Friend Kourtney is picking my ass up from New Orleans on Thursday when my train pulls in. I have to buy a few presents for some friends.

Like porn. For Lisa.

Lisa called last night and said something that just makes you feel good when you realize you no longer have $900 that you did two days before.

"Damn, JP. That just sucks." Yes it does. Sucks like the shiznit.

Thanks to my friends who called and emailed me. No thanks to yas who didn't even WRITE.

Sheesh. I thought I was lazy.

It's ok. I still love yas.

Speaking of Lisa, she now has her very own diary here at Diaryland. You can go check her out -- check her DIARY out -- at Mermaidlisa.diaryland.com. Send her some good messages.

Cause God knows you don't send ME any.

Can you tell when I make suttle hints?

Good.

I don't know how steady my writing will be over the next several days. Tomorrow will be hella busy because I have a paper to write, a final to take, a car to pick up, a chipped tooth to fix, a drive to Memphis to take, a train to New Orleans to catch, and... That's it.

So don't get all pissy if I don't update in the next couple of days. Ima gonna be busy.