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Come back, Dave Thomas! Come back!

Well, I thought "dry clean only" meant that you could wash it anywhere. I thought it was a deal that the shirt manufacturers and the cleaning industry had going to make yet another buck off of yer ol' pal JP.

Nope.

I had an Eddie Bauer shirt that was gorgeous. It was a nice set of threads that made me look absolutely irresistable. Of course, this is my opinion of myself. But damn! I loved that shirt. It was all comfy and somewhat baggy.

Read that again: It was all comfy and somewhat baggy.

It is so small now that I have cleavage when I wear it. CLEAVAGE, for chrissakes!

So, my question is... Is there any way to make my nice shirt an extra-large again instead of a Baby Gap?

Or Baby Eddie. Baby Bauer. Baby Eddie Bauer. Whatever. You get the drift.

I would love to have to back to normal. If you know of any good ways to make my shirt like new again, leave a message in my message board.

I'll blow you a huge, wet kiss. No tongue! I promise!


I start my new job tomorrow! I am really looking forward to it. I don't know what I'll be doing (exactly), and I don't know my hours. But I know I'll be cooking, and I'll be bringing in a whole extra couple of paychecks per month.

Should pay for my porn.

Speaking of food places... Like every Tuesday, I watched 11 hours of TV today. That reduces down to about 2 hours of commercials. Really.

Have you noticed that, since Dave Thomas bit the dust, the Wendy's commercials have begun to really, really suck?

It's like the Wendy's corporation got together and suddenly realized their CEO took care of the commercials over the past 10-15 years. All of a sudden, they don't have anybody to write and act in commercials.

My guess is that they went to a temp agency and got some high school kids to write and direct their commercials. Because -- speaking in high school language -- they commercials fuggin' SUCK, yo.

I believe that one shouldn't criticize without offering a type of solution. So, here is my solution.

Ever see that movie "Weekend at Bernies"? Let's apply that idea to old man Thomas. Tie a few strings to his hands and mouth and make him look all animated.

Sure, all he'll be able to do is wave and wear sunglasses. But damn... Wouldn't that be at least a little better than the shit they are playing now?


About two weeks ago, I sent in my Jan Sport backpack for repairs. It was a normal school backpack that I have had since I was 13. I am 24 now, so that is... 11 years.

Sheesh. If you don't like me for my good looks, I am loaded with brains to lure you into my wonderfulness.

Anyway... the backpack was all shreds. The hems were coming apart, the zipper was dead, and the straps were about to come apart. Pretty much wear-and-tear stuff that happens to a backpack over 11 years.

But Jan Sport has a warranty. And it is a lifetime warranty. I sent that bad boy in about 2 weeks ago and told them that I would like to keep my old backpack. Eleven years is a long time to become attached to an inanimate object. I couldn't just get a new one. That's called abandonment in my book, and I won't be having none of that.

I got a package yesterday, and it was my Jan Sport. They didn't match the color of the material in the fix. My once all-purple (quit laughing) backpack now has a strip of black.

But that's ok. Beats paying $65 for another backpack.

Buy Jan Sport. They produce a quality backpack, and they stand behind their warranty.

Like Uncle Bob says... I'm not getting paid to say that. But I should.


For all of you Survivors out there... I will do my first immunity challenge tomorrow. I am still brainstorming a bit.

And for Lisa, get your face out of your Chick-Fil-A and write me.

That is all.

10:35 p.m. - Tues., Mar. 5, 2002

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