mychai's Diaryland Diary

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Saturday, Feb. 05, 2005 - Just a few odds and ends
Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005 - More information about my butt (in case you were wondering)
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - Two weeks of not writing, and when I finally do, you get this:
Saturday, Jan. 01, 2005 - \"But... you don't have to take *my* word for it.\"
Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2004 - A post holiday wrap-up
Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 - My teenage angst entry... at age 27.
Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 - I probably should have died...
Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 - Call Morris Bart, 'cause He's on Your Side!
Thursday, Nov. 25, 2004 - A quick count
Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004 - I'm baaaaack! With pictures, opinions... the works!
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 - A homophobic ghost lives in my DVD player.
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Pictures from London
Fri., Nov. 5, 2004 - Back from Jolly Ol' England
Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 - LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!
Wed., Oct 27, 2004 - The nameless entry
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Fuckin' Roach
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 - Promises kept.
Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 - A birthday and a boring weekend
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 - Officers with no sense of humor really piss me off.
Monday, Oct. 11, 2004 - Wanderschaft
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - My resume.
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 - A day of tests.
Wednesday, Oct. 06, 2004 - Bitche, France; Ear hair; and flaming pizza
Friday, Oct. 01, 2004 - I hate it when Bill Gates deletes perfectly good entries.
Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 - Ok, so I don't understand women completely
Friday, Sept. 17, 2004 - Dreams from ten years ago
Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 - Oh my GAWD, it's BARRY MANNILOW!
Tues., Sept 14, 2004 - JP lingerie
Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 - Pictures of a day at the Apple Tree
Monday, Sept. 06, 2004 - A variety of things spawned from boredom...
Friday, Sept. 03, 2004 - More travel ahead, a picture, and a small Roach update. Fun!
Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004 - Listen up, boy...
Sunday, Aug. 29, 2004 - A BMW + the Autobahn = More fun than you can shake a stick at...
Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - Really not much going on...
Fri., Aug. 20, 2004 - It's all right. It's karaoke night!
Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 - How things panned out.
Friday, Aug. 13, 2004 - The words that sicken me.
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - A deep analization over the past several days. --OR-- JP is one messed up mofo.
Mon., Aug. 9, 2004 - The worst day of my life.
Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 - And now... the rest of the story.
Friday, Aug. 06, 2004 - Sad
Sunday, Aug. 01, 2004 - I *almost* bled.
Sat., July 31, 2004 - A dime-novel entry. Without all of the excitement.
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 - A few things of note... nothing much.
Tues., July 27, 2004 - JP's psychosis about women is revealed.
Fri., July 23, 2004 - Leave your title for this entry in the comments section...
Wednesday, Jul. 21, 2004 - I don't know what a bandwagon is, but I'm on it!
Tues., July 20, 2004 - JP, The Green Fairy
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - A survey to know me better!
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - JP rants about girls. Print it out and read on the toilet.
Mon., July 12, 2004 - Loads of death! Wheeeeeee..... (hope that makes you feel better)
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - I can finally tell you with certainty that it is cloudy.
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - From Berlin to Bertha
Thursday, Jul. 01, 2004 - Yo' body Be some wonderland
Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - Bike rackets and dreamscapes
Friday, Jun. 18, 2004 - This is what a year's worth of training has led up to...
Wednesday, Jun. 16, 2004 - Should one punish family members or accept excuses?
Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004 - Crashes... we don't need no stinkin' crashes!
Monday, Jun. 14, 2004 - Not your typical sibling rivalry
Wed., June 9, 2004 - My entry for the week... Summer time is slow time.
Thurs., June 3, 2004 - Is your Potter Harry?
Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004 - Another European perk... if you are into Harry Potter.
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - I'm never buying milk again...
Wed., May 26, 2004 - \"I'm sorry it's so small...\" he says.
Tues., May 25, 2004 - This past weekend, sans pictures...
Saturday, May. 22, 2004 - I'd like the bright, obnoxious layout, please.
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - Boredom found its way to Europe.
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - Kindof a crap weekend...
Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 - A little psychological observation...
Monday, May. 10, 2004 - Back from Nuremberg, but I need a bath...
Friday, May. 07, 2004 - Too old to feel this damn young...
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - Be a Nazi for the day!
Fri., April 30, 2004 - This entry continued on Monday...
Tues., April 28, 2004 - Ever get the feeling the car you are buying is smarter than you?
Mon., April 27, 2003 - Finding your way out of crap.
Sunday, Apr. 25, 2004 - Happiness is...
Wed., April 21, 2004 - If I had a car, I wouldn't be so tired.
Sunday, Apr. 11, 2004 - German customer service:
Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 - A-dorfing I will go...
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Surviving the grind in Germany...
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 - Ich bin hier in Deutschland!
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 - Old folks and Bourbon Street don't mix.
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 - My rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Stim-U-L8 Get Down
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - The familiy is starting to come to send me off...
Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 - I hate Enterprise Leasing, along with a picture of me bending over that is just wrong.
Monday, Mar. 08, 2004 - My dear, sweet, dysfunctional family.
Monday, Mar. 08, 2004 - My dear, sweet, dysfunctional family.
Monday, Mar. 08, 2004 - My dear, sweet, dysfunctional family.
Friday, Mar. 05, 2004 - Please don't shizzle my nizzle. It tickles.
Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - \"JP,\" they ask. \"What happens to your body when you destress?\"
Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - 1WO31
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 - The past few days...
Monday, Feb. 23, 2004 - Skydiving... kinda.
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - Neat fun!
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - Creationism.
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004 - I'm off to see / Germany!
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - Just an afternoon delight.
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - The token \"Current Events\" entry...
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 - Out the door!
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - My back hurts and my knees creek.
Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 - Fore!
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 - Yes, I'm paranoid.
Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 - Just trying this out...
Saturday, Feb. 07, 2004 - Picayune thinks culture-building activites suck and are dumb-dumb.
Wednesday, Feb. 04, 2004 - Quick hello from lab
Saturday, Jan. 17, 2004 - I'm still here. Just not as here as I used to be.
Friday, Dec. 05, 2003 - The people who see me more than anybody should�
Sunday, Nov. 30, 2003 - Thanksgiving, and talking about the elephant in the room.
Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2003 - \"The power of the flu compels you!\"
Monday, Nov. 03, 2003 - The clich�d \"I went to Hooters and something unexpected entered my mouth\" entry.
Sunday, Oct. 26, 2003 - Mountains, mountains everywhere, but not a hill to see!
Wednesday, Oct. 22, 2003 - Today's entry is brought to you by the words 'Hope' and 'Suck.'
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2003 - I'm back... kinda. Stay tuned!
Friday, Aug. 15, 2003 - Where I been and where I will be.
Wednesday, Jul. 23, 2003 - I know what an Altocumulus Standing Lenticular cloud looks like and you don't!
Saturday, Jul. 19, 2003 - A quickie to let you know what's up.
Tuesday, Jul. 15, 2003 - \"In living color...\"
Sunday, Jul. 13, 2003 - And the End Draws Near...
Sunday, Jul. 06, 2003 - The End Is Getting Closer
Saturday, Jun. 28, 2003 - It's getting easier...slowly
Monday, Jun. 23, 2003 - Breaking the Law, and Other Ways to Find an Escape
Thursday, Jun. 19, 2003 - Can I Come Home Now?
Sunday, Jun. 01, 2003 - A Two-Minute Update
Friday, May. 30, 2003 - Off He Goes!
Monday, May. 26, 2003 - Thanks, and see you on the other side.
Thurs., May 22, 2003 - Even more Air Force worries
Sun., May. 18, 2003 - Memphis: Blues, Bars, and BBQ!
Thurs., May 15., 2003 - The D.M.V. sucks my A.S.S.
Wed., May 14, 2003 - Today's running theme: Nobody wants me to sleep!
Mon., May 12, 2003 - My first twinges of nerves about boot camp.
Sun., May 11, 2003 - Great... Now the whole world knows...
Wed., May 7, 2003 - A diary about a blog written by a friend from Picayune now living in Chicago
Mon., May 6, 2003 - You'd be surprised at just how bored I really am.
Sun., May 4, 2003 - The Ryan's Gang Killed My Brother.
Sun., May 4, 2003 - JP teaches his lucky date a naughty thing or two.
Fri., May 2, 2003 - Calgon (or anybody, for that matter) take me away!
Wed., Apr. 30, 2003 - Things are starting to work themselves out.
Mon., Apr. 28, 2003 - Back in Picayune for good. Until the end of May, at least.
Mon., Apr. 28, 2003 - A reminder what my diary is... and is not.
Friday, Apr. 25, 2003 - Illegal partakings in Panama City
Thurs., Apr. 24, 2003 - It hasn't been the happiest day of my life.
Mon., Apr. 21, 2003 - The Final Day and the weekend after.
Tues., Apr. 15, 2003 - Day #29: You'd think I was a girl.
Mon., Apr. 14, 2003 - Day 28: Birds, bees... and dogs
Sun., Apr. 13, 2003 - Day #27: You will never guess what I ate today!
Fri., Apr. 11, 2003 - Day #25: Well, they have Iced Tea. That's about it.
Wed., Apr. 9, 2003 - Day 23: The Big Apple (and other food choices)
Mon., Apr. 7, 2003 - Day #21: A shade of Stagnant Blue
Thurs., April 3, 2003 - Day #17: Food. Beer. Foooood. Beeeeeer
Wed., April 2, 2003 - Day #16: No time to write!
Mon., Mar. 31, 2003 - Day #14: It's so romantique (except for the waterfall)
Sat., Mar. 29, 2003 - Day #12: The food! My God, the Food!
Thurs., Mar. 28, 2003 - Day #10: JP Learns a New Way to French
Wed., Mar. 26, 2003 - Day #9: A Quick Hello from Montreal!
Mon., Mar. 24, 2003 - Day #7: Nicole realizes JP never passed the age of 12
Sat., Mar. 22, 2003 - Day #5: JP takes a big dose of Niagara
Sat., Mar. 22, 2003 (I think) - Day #4: From learning to congregating with bums
Thurs., Mar. 20, 2003 - Day #3: Toronto, and boy is it cold!
Tues., Mar. 18, 2003 - From St. Louis to Chicago: Day 1 of my trip
Mon., Mar. 17, 2003 - I'm homeless. How was your day?
Mon., Mar. 17, 2003 - I'm cranky, but I still can show some love.
- I need your assistance. Yes, again.
Fri., Mar. 14, 2003 - "come on and take a fr-ee ri-de" --Jefferson Airplane
Wed., Mar. 12, 2003 - JP's 5x10 \"unit\" is just way too big.
Tues., Mar. 11, 2003 - Lez le bon temps roulet! (not yet...)
Sun., Mar. 9, 2003 - My mind was halfside this entry.
Fri., Mar. 7, 2003 - Look! A letter from JP!
Wed., Mar. 5, 2003 - I'm getting screwed again...
Sun., Mar. 2, 2003 - I quit! Done! Finished!
Sat., Mar. 1, 2003 - First Friday Five (and other alliterations)
Fri., Feb. 28, 2003 - "Oh, woe to me!"
Thurs., Feb. 27, 2003 - "There's only one person in the whole world like you."
Tues., Feb. 25, 2003 - An interesting twist to my Canadian trip!
Mon., Feb. 24, 2003 - The process is starting.
Sun., Feb. 23, 2003 - I need to quit injesting regretful things.
Thurs., Feb. 20, 2003 - I'm not racist. Really!
Mon., Feb. 17, 2003 - Blah blah blah, it's a Monday.
Sun., Feb. 16, 2003 - The decision has been made (mostly)
Thurs., Feb. 13, 2003 - I need you to help me with a decision
Tues., Feb. 11, 2003 - Quick and unfullfilling
Sun., Feb. 9, 2003 - What a REAL guy thinks...
Thurs., Feb. 6, 2003 - It's about time I mention my opinion on Canadians
Wed., Feb. 5, 2003 - A down night. "Bla" would be a good word.
Mon., Feb. 3, 2002 - Short and to the point: Chi-town, here I come!
Sun., Feb. 2, 2003 - I could tell you everything I did over the weekend, but that would be improper.
Fri., Jan. 31, 2003 - What I really feel about popular nighttime arenas
Wed., Jan. 29, 2003 - I did my income tax today...
Tues., Jan. 28, 2003 - We once again revisit the 18 year-old JP
Sun., Jan. 26, 2003 - So... When is the Super Bowl this year?
Thurs., Jan. 23, 2003 - The fellas on the news said to stay inside tonight...
Mon., Jan. 20, 2003 - What �17 will get you...
Sun., Jan. 19, 2003 - Here's my list, now hook me up.
Thurs., Jan. 16, 2003 - Little Miss Muffet Can't Hold a Candle To This
Wed., Jan. 15, 2003 - A whole new way to contact me is unleashed!
- Message me!
Mon., Jan. 13, 2003 - Another story from my high school days
Sun., Jan. 12, 2003 - This was going to be a serious entry about Best Friend Lisa.
Thurs., Jan. 9, 2002 - Boobs on My Back and Other Great Anecdotes
Wed., Jan. 8, 2002 - I am starting a new, fun project! Get involved!
Sun., Jan. 5, 2003 - No, I didn't fall off the side of the mountian. I'm still here.
Tues., Dec. 31, 2002 - "One minute to say goodbye before we say hello."
Sun., Dec. 29, 2002 - I'm back home in Columbia
Tues., Dec. 24, 2002 - In the broadest sense of the phrase, I had sex last night...
Fri., Dec. 20, 2002 - I love black women!
Wed., Dec. 18, 2002 - Twelve hours and one tornado later...
Tues., Dec. 17, 2002 - JP Goes Gallivanting in his Underwear
Mon., Dec. 16, 2002 - A ten-minute do-up
Sun., Dec. 15, 2002 - Deck the halls... with rediculous amounts of decorations!
Fri., Dec. 13, 2002 - Star Trekkin' Across the Universe: Always going forward 'cause we can't find reverse!
Wed., Dec. 11, 2002 - Reflections of my home town
Mon., Dec. 9, 2002 - What happens when writer's block lifts
Sun., Mon., Dec. 9, 2002 - Movies, sex, and drugs. All except the last two.
Thurs., Dec. 5, 2002 - Thursdays are usually spent watching TV
Wed., Dec. 4, 2002 - I've been reduced to begging.
Tues., Dec. 3, 2002 - The mafia suit gets an update.
Mon., Dec. 2, 2002 - Time to put yas to work.
Sun., Dec. 1, 2002 - I was gayer than a two-dollar bill. And I just realized it.
Tues., Nov. 26, 2002 - My last entry for the rest of the week (Turkey and dressing calls)
Mon., Nov. 25, 2002 - On death and dying, and where to bury me
Sun., Nov. 24, 2002 - A entry with NO speling mistakes.
Wed., Nov. 20, 2002 - I'm jonesing over all of my new readers
Wed., Nov. 20, 2002 - What entries look like when I write them in the morning
Mon., Nov. 18, 2002 - More holiday rants and a bit about movies
Sun., Nov. 17, 2002 - As usual, a busy weekend to write about.
Thurs., Nov. 15, 2002 - It's all about the car
Thurs., Nov. 14, 2002 - My Diaryland Trading Card... and some house cleaning
Mon., Nov. 11, 2002 - Spam, Spam, Spam, Baked Beans and Spam!
Sun., Nov. 10, 2002 - Getting Naked in Kansas City
Thurs., Nov. 7, 2002 - If I explained, you would understand what I explained and not what I said.
Wed., Nov. 6, 2002 - Great fun with technological wonders
Mon., Nov. 4, 2002 - Politicians and JP are strange bed fellows
Sun., Nov. 3, 2002 - They call me crazy "Pink Hair Dye Lungs Boy" Please give me some candy!
Thurs., Oct. 31, 2002 - What's worse than wearing wet socks?
Wed., Oct. 30, 2002 - Pictures! We've got pictures! We've got lots and lots of pictures. PICTURES!
Mon., Oct. 28, 2002 - Ebenezer ain't got nuttin' on me.
Sun., Oct. 27, 2002 - Ah, the pleasures of online newspapers!
Wed., Oct. 23, 2002 - Only a minute to write
Mon., Oct. 21, 2002 - Just call me JP Woods
Sun., Oct. 20, 2002 - More Louisiana references than you can shake a stick at
Thurs., Oct. 17, 2002 - bummer
Tues., Oct. 15, 2002 - A pain in my ass. Literally.
Mon., Oct. 14, 2002 - My birthday was a success!
Sun., Oct. 13, 2002 - "Happy Birthday," said my ass.
Sat., Oct. 12, 2002 - A few thoughts late at night
Thurs., Oct. 10, 2002 - If you are looking FOUR pictures...
Wed., Oct. 9, 2002 - FIVE more days!!!
Mon., Oct. 7, 2002 - 100 Things to Know About Me
Sun., Oct. 6, 2002 - Another weekend full of fun and wacky misadventure.
Wed., Oct. 2, 2002 - Cleaning up after the Disaster.
Sun., Sept. 29, 2002 - Parting is such sweet...
Thurs., Sept. 26, 2002 - MEPS pt. 5 --OR-- "Welcome to the military, kid" pt. 2
Tues., Sept. 24, 2002 - Hell Days and Hurricanes
Sun., Sept. 22, 2002 - Spoons: Not just for eating anymore
Thurs., Sept. 19, 2002 - MEPS, part 4
Wed., Sept. 18, 2002 - Tonight, I'll be in the presence of famous people
Mon., Sept. 16, 2002 - I'm a sorry excuse for a man.
Fri., Sept. 13, 2002 - Playing with your tax dollars.
Thurs., Sept. 12, 2002 - Welcome to the military, kid.
Wed., Sept. 11, 2002 - Yet another JP Public Service Announcement
Sun., Sept. 8, 2002 - Pressing out entries like pressing wine out of a grape
Thurs., Sept. 05, 2002 - JP TV Preview: Season 2002-2003!
Sun., Sept. 1, 2002 - Once again, we happen upon Jerry Lewis Day
Fri., Aug. 30, 2002 - I Am a GOD!
Thurs., Aug. 29, 2002 - The Epic Of Jon-Paul
Thurs., Aug. 29, 2002 - Not enough time to write today!
Mon., Aug. 26, 2002 - Gentlemen, Start Your Hell Days!
Sun., Aug. 25, 2002 - Despite the dancing in the streets, I'm not dead
Sun., Aug. 18, 2002 - I never thought having a cell phone would be this cool!
Thurs., Aug. 15, 2002 - All I'm asking is for people to be considerate.
Tues., Aug. 13, 2002 - From politics to potty humor
Mon., Aug. 12, 2002 - Next on Rescue 911: JP!
Sun., Aug. 11, 2002 - A little melancholy. And how are you?
Fri., Aug. 9, 2002 - How much would you pay for three years of porn?
Thurs., Aug. 8, 2002 - He loves him some anchovies.
Wed., Aug. 7, 2002 - Another Tuesday, Another Inept Entry
Mon., August 5, 2002 - "Goodnight, Irene. I'll see you in my dreams." --gordon jenkins
Sun., Aug. 4, 2002 - The Day A (non-familial) Woman's Boob Turned JP Off
Thurs., Aug. 1, 2002 - Just when you thought I had no respect for women...
Wed., July 31, 2002 - "Running Makes Me Thick!"
Mon., July 29, 2002 - Pictures! This entry has Pictures!!
Fri., July 26, 2002 - Not much to write about when you slept all day
Thurs., July 25, 2002 - Unexpected treasure from an unexpected source
Tues., July 23, 2002 - They should let me write PSAs.
Mon., July 22, 2002 - It's not the kids who are cruel these days!
Sun., July 21, 2002 - Gene Siskel's spot has been filled.
Wed., July 17, 2002 - About the time JP tried to take up cigarettes.
Mon., July 15, 2002 - Devistated and Blue
Sun., July 14, 2002 - I know someone who has a bitch!
Wed., July 10, 2002 - What Wonders Picayune Holds
Thurs, July 4, 2002 - Too tired to think of a title.
Wed., July 3, 2002 - I'm back, once again, in Picayune, Mississippi
Sun., June 3, 2002 - What line in this entry did I steal from Steven King?
Thurs., June 27, 2002 - I saw a lot of boobs yesterday. How was your day?
Mon., June 24, 2002 - Just call me Seymour Krelborn.
Wed., June 19, 2002 - A short political statement...
Sun., June 16, 2002 - Day at MEPS, pt. 2
Thurs., June 13, 2002 - Report from MEPS, pt. 1
Tues., June 11, 2002 - I'm off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of MEPS
Sat., June 8, 2002 - Guess who *I* had dinner with last night!
Thurs., June 6, 2002 - New Curse Words? Yep, It's Thursday!
Mon., June 3, 2002 - I had a witty title last night, but I forgot it.
Thurs., May. 30, 2002 - Just me and a girl named Likivi
Wed., May. 29, 2002 - Chicago has been invaded by Germans!
Tues., May 28, 2002 - I. Can't. SLEEP!
Sun., May 26, 2002 - This Year's Memorial Day
Fri., May 24, 2002 - Shaking off a hangover
Wed., May 22, 2002 - I almost forgot to name this entry...
Mon., May 20, 2002 - The Morality Entry
Tues., May 14, 2002 - Kind of a reflective night
Mon., May 13, 2002 - I got asked out on a date!
Wed., May 8, 2002 - More religious jokes? Nope. Nun here!
Tues., May 7, 2002 - I saw my sister's boob. How was your day?
Fri, May 3, 2002 - I saw 'Spider Man' before you did!
Wed., May 1, 2002 - JP wears him some glasses!
Tues., April 30, 2002 - A prompt for you to email me (more later)
Sat., April 27, 2002 - So, you wanna know WHY I'm upset.
Thurs, April 25, 2002 - What I did on my Wednesday Vacation
Wed., April 24, 2002 - Today's update: unsatisfying and leaving you wanting for more.
Sun., April 21, 2002 - Dinner. Opera. Prom. Write.
Fri., April 19, 2002 - Update on the whole niece situation
Wed., April 17, 2002 - Miracles and near perfection abound
Mon., April 15, 2002 - It's been a long time since Anne Robinson was in a title.
Sun., April 14, 2002 - A weekend with friends
Fri., Apr. 12, 2002 - Short and sweet
Wed., April 10, 2002 - Hate propaganda against the Mediterraneans
Tues., April 9, 2002 - On God and entering the Air Force
Mon., April 8, 2002 - Even the government thinks I'm fat!
Sun., April 7, 2002 - A whole lotta nothing
Fri, April 5, 2002 - JP ponders more about the Air Force
Wed., April 3, 2002 - Immunity Challenge #3
Wed., April 3, 2002 - Don't ever bring a rodent near a gay TV host!
Mon., April 1, 2002 - Sounds like an April Fools fake entry, but it isn't.
Sat., Mar. 30, 2002 - Long-ass entry: The complete Mandy story
Fri., Mar. 29, 2002 - How to have a spring break when you are broke
Tues., Mar. 26, 2002 - Here I go, into the wild blue yonder!
Sun., Mar. 24, 2002 - Why I hate basketball. Yes, I said hate.
Fri., Mar. 22, 2002 - JP: From computer dork to Open Sore Boy
Wed., Mar. 20, 2002 - How about calling them "The Charging Crackas"?
Tues., Mar. 19, 2002 - IC#2: Acceptance Speech for Winning Oscar
Mon., Mar. 18, 2002 - This entry sucks. Really. It does.
Thurs., Mar. 14, 2002 - JP now rides the Technicolor Short Bus to school
Thurs., Mar. 14, 2002 - A whole new aspect of JP-land
Tues., Mar. 12, 2002 - "Come away with me..."
Mon., Mar. 11, 2002 - This entry: a mental Ex-Lax
Fri., Mar. 8, 2002 - Still liking the job, and what I think about Farrakhan.
Thurs., Mar. 7, 2002 - The verdict: I love my new job!
Wed., Mar. 6, 2002 - IC #1
Tues., Mar. 5, 2002 - Come back, Dave Thomas! Come back!
Sun., Mar. 3, 2002 - How to REALLY piss off ol' JP
Sat., Mar. 2, 2002 - I'm on Diary Survivor 3!!! Neat-Fun!
Fri., Mar. 1, 2002 - Since when did Survivor become Baywatch?
Wed., Feb. 27, 2002 - In the beginning...
Mon., Feb. 25, 2002 - Tomorrow's diary entry is what you are looking for.
Sun., Feb. 24, 2002 - JP-Land gets a new feel.
Thurs., Feb. 21, 2002 - Dr. Jon-Paul comes to the rescue.
Tuesday, Feb. 19, 2002 - Resolutions are dropping like flies!
Mon., Feb. 18, 2002 - This should make up for that last entry
Sun., Feb. 17, 2002 - Surrendering to dreams: Something a little different.
Fri., Feb. 15, 2002 - A revealing look into what Valentine's Day means.
Thursday, Feb. 14, 2002 - The only day when you can be proud to say VD.
Tues., Feb. 12, 2002 - I'm trying to keep up with the times...
Fri., Feb. 8, 2002 - This and That: Goings On Since Wednesday
Friday, Feb. 08, 2002 - Less like an entry, more like something to tide you over
Wednesday, Feb. 06, 2002 - JP actually goes on a second date!
Mon., Feb. 4, 2002 - JP PSA
Sat., Feb. 2, 2002 - 02-02-02 (What's the next number in this sequence?)
Thurs., Jan. 31, 2002 - Damn the Man!
Wed., Jan. 30, 2002 - A lot can happen when you sleep all day.
Tues., Jan. 29, 2002 - When taxes sound dirty.
Mon., Jan. 28, 2002 - Is it too late to be a kid again?
Fri., Jan. 25, 2002 - I'm as shocked as you!
Thurs., Jan. 24, 2002 - Nothing witty about the term "Maillard Effect."
Wed., Jan. 23, 2002 - The contest is over, and the winners are...
Tues., Jan. 22, 2002 - JP's version of "I have a dream."
Fri., Jan. 18, 2002 - It's snowing, so I must take pictures
Thurs., Jan. 17, 2002 - I've got my mind on one Big Pussy.
Wed., Jan. 16, 2002 - The day the shit hit the fan floor.
Wed., Jan. 16, 2002 - T.G.I.T. (Thank God it's Tuesday)
Mon., Jan. 14, 2002 - JP has a new contest: WIN MONEY!
Sat., Jan 11, 2002 - Where I've been since Wednesday
Wed., Jan. 9, 2002 - The night Dave Thomas shook my world.
Wed., Jan. 9, 2002 - I'm hungry, relaxed, and only half-way here.
Sun., Jan. 6, 2002 - Reasons why I am glad to live 12 hours away from home.
Fri., Jan. 4, 2002 - Where I've been the past several days.
Wed., Jan. 2, 2002 - Alles gute zum nuen jahr!
Sat., Dec. 29, 2001 - Short entry.
Fri., Dec. 28, 2001 - A lot more information you were better off not knowing
Thurs., Dec. 27, 2001 - How I Spent My Christmas Vacation
Wed., Dec. 26, 2001 - To my secret Santa:
Mon., Dec. 24, 2001 - We at JP-Land wish you allah the best!
Sun., Dec. 23, 2001 - I'm back in Columbia!
Fri., Dec. 21, 2001 - Picayune: A love/hate kind of thing
Wed., Dec. 19, 2001 - Where Picayune white trash go (other than Wal-Mart)
Mon., Dec. 17, 2001 - Even more fun from Picayune, Mississippi
Fri., Dec. 15, 2001 - Quite an emotional roller coaster day in Picayune, MS.
Thursday, Dec. 13, 2001 - How I got from Point 'A' to Point 'B'
Tues., Dec. 11, 2001 - More God referenses than your average S. Baptist preacher
Mon., Dec. 10, 2001 - The worst Hell Day I've ever had.
Sat., Dec. 8, 2001 - Just when you thought JP was getting all emotional...
Sat., Dec. 8, 2001 - Yes, I did indeed shed a tear while writing tonight's entry.
Fri., Dec. 7, 2001 - Can't think of a title that sums up this entry
Wednesday, Dec. 05, 2001 - JP goes into depth about body hair
Mon., Dec. 3, 2001 - JP gets chatty on Hell Day...
Sun., Dec. 2, 2001 - Mourning, and feeling somewhat alone.
Sat., Dec. 1, 2001 - A spoonful of sugar helps the boredom go down...
Wed., Nov. 28, 2001 - From Raisin Bran to Poboys: my life in food.
Monday, Nov. 26, 2001 - The Hell Day that wasn't
Sunday, Nov. 25, 2001 - I'm pissy. Thanks for asking.
Friday, Nov. 23, 2001 - I'm still kickin...
Monday, Nov. 19, 2001 - Is that an anti-aircraft missle in your pocket...?
Sunday, Nov. 18, 2001 - Winnie Cooper makes me hottt.
Saturday, Nov. 17, 2001 - God, how boring can I get?
Friday, Nov. 16, 2001 - Listen up, girls!
Wednesday, Nov. 14, 2001 - So what? I'm drunk!
Monday, Nov. 12, 2001 - The time I killed Lassie
Sunday, Nov. 11, 2001 - The exciting adventures of Single Man.
Saturday, Nov. 10, 2001 - Dreaming my dreams with you.
Thursday, Nov. 08, 2001 - Now that I can finally catch up on my stories...
Wednesday, Nov. 07, 2001 - More money wishes and Tapioca dreams.
Monday, Nov. 05, 2001 - JP Soprano orders a whack on a turkey
Sunday, Nov. 04, 2001 - A new contest dawns on JP-land.
Saturday, Nov. 03, 2001 - Benefits of depression medication
Thursday, Nov. 01, 2001 - What's more liberal than a condom in your pocket?
Wednesday, Oct. 31, 2001 - Arnold Raison-ator... Jean-Claud Van Raison... JP
Monday, Oct. 29, 2001 - Hell Day, take 2. (keep your hands on the keyboard!)
Sunday, Oct. 28, 2001 - On a somber note...
Thursday, Oct. 25, 2001 - From burritos to boobies: JP's life in a nutshell.
Wednesday, Oct. 24, 2001 - The woes of school life.
Sunday, Oct. 21, 2001 - Soiling the sanctity of TV news.
Saturday, Oct. 20, 2001 - S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y NIGHT!
Saturday, Oct. 20, 2001 - JP nearly got physioethnic analization done on his ass
Friday, Oct. 19, 2001 - "Living through my fickle phases."
Thursday, Oct. 18, 2001 - Final birthday report.
Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2001 - I'm 24. What's your excuse?
Friday, Oct. 12, 2001 - Lisa's here!!!
Thursday, Oct. 11, 2001 - Updating the past several days.
Sunday, Oct. 07, 2001 - Who reads JP's diary:
Friday, Oct. 05, 2001 - Anything you ever wanted to know.
Thursday, Oct. 04, 2001 - Hair-washing wishes and chicken dreams
Wednesday, Oct. 03, 2001 - Keepin' ya up to date.
Saturday, Sept. 29, 2001 - JP's Humdrum Life
Thursday, Sept. 27, 2001 - JP: 47 Roadkill:0
Wednesday, Sept. 26, 2001 - JP's wiener is on display!
Tuesday, Sept. 25, 2001 - JP Rambles On. He's a ramblin' man.
Monday, Sept. 24, 2001 - A poem to think on
Saturday, Sept. 22, 2001 - JP and Tom Cruise are like **THAT**
Thursday, Sept. 20, 2001 - JP needs change in his life!
Tuesday, Sept. 18, 2001 - A new bed -- a new house for me!
Saturday, Sept. 15, 2001 - Something to sit on and think about.
Friday, Sept. 14, 2001 - Two "men" I consider public enemy #1.
Thursday, Sept. 13, 2001 - Observations on the local impact of war.
Tuesday, Sept. 11, 2001 - 9-11
Sunday, Sept. 09, 2001 - Sentiment on a rainy day.
Friday, Sept. 07, 2001 - Cheese grits: good. Shrimp: Sch-weet!
Thursday, Sept. 06, 2001 - "O" how I love Thursdays.
Tuesday, Sept. 04, 2001 - Reasons to stick needles up your arm.
Monday, Sept. 03, 2001 - Pretty decent day, despite watching a dead Jerry Lewis all day.
Sunday, Sept. 02, 2001 - Yeah. My life is FULL of excitement!
Saturday, Sept. 01, 2001 - I'm bloated, I'm tired, I'm frustrated... So I write about a dear friend.