mychai's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Slutting Ann Robinson while writing about Chicago in the nude. I did a good bit-o-sluttin' last night to try and get some attention for my diary, and I ended up meeting some pretty kewl people. Being a diary slut may not be all that bad. Really, I mean, what's the only really good thing the Internet is good for? Free porn? I think not. Costs an arm and a leg anymore. I'll tell you what it's good for. It's good for being someone you only wish you were. And a big ole slut is what I only wish I was. So, I slutted around last night and bribed a few people to read ye ole diary. I even talked one girl into signing the guestbook. A sly dog am I. Yes, I think Anne Robinson is one hot, sexy chick. I am quite serious, too. Since meeting Emma, any girl with a British accent really does something for me. It's like a reflex now. I hear something along the lines of, "My-ee Gowd, that's absolootlee BRILL-IANT!" And ole mister Peter perks right up. Unless it's Tracy Ullman. She's as nasty as three-day old underwear I have on right now! But I think Anne Robinson -- of "The Weakest Link" fame -- is one hot mofo. Seeing her say, "G'bye," especially when she is really pissed, makes me wiggle in the dirtiest of ways. I got some more of the travelogue written today. I don't know if I wrote about this or not. If I have, skip down a line or two. I went to Chicago at the beginning of the month, had an absolute blast, met all kinds of girls (including Emma), and felt like becoming a nomad (not to be confused with gonad). I kept a pretty decent paper log, and I am transferring it to the typed log. I am half-way through my second day there and I have already written 20 pages. It is quite the project. I didn't realize it would take this friggin' long. I suspect it will be 40 pages or more when I am done. I didn't know I could ever write that much. Hopefully I can sell bits and pieces of it to travel websites and maybe a magazine or two. That would make the whole thing worthwhile. If I sell one, I'll send free prizes to anyone who signs my guestbook. Tomorrow's my last full day in Columbia till I go home. I can't wait to see the family and friends, but I know I will miss my own home. I will miss the abililty to walk around naked whenever I please. Which isn't often, mind you. But sometimes it's fun to open up the fridge after a long, hot shower and just feel all the sensations it provides. And extra points if I leave the blinds open to my sliding glass door. And I wonder why I can't get a girlfriend. 10:09 p.m. - 2001-07-29 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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