mychai's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How my dates usually go these days. Goddamn... I'm being eaten alive by fuckin' mosquitoes down there. These things are bigger than Daisy. Ever seen the Wizard of Oz? Remember those flying monkeys? Those weren't flying monkeys at all... They changed filming locations and hired out a few mosquitoes. Then my grandfather was telling me how horses were being killed by those little flying bastards this year. The horses don't die of mosquito bites, y'see, but the mosquitoes swarm in their noses and throats, killing them by asphyxiation. So, I am spending as little time outside as I can. Yer ol' buddy JP doesn't wanna die. At least not of mosquitoes. That's just rediculous. I went out on a date with the girl I mentioned on my last entry. She is so increadibly beautiful. She's no Emma, mind you. But she's quite a hottie. Sweet and innocent out the wazzoo. But I could change that. I think I may have contributed to that when we went out. But anyway, we went to a very fancy place down on the Coast. It's called Vrazel's. Swavy. So, we get to talking about our past, how much she liked me, how much I liked her. We talked how wonderful Missouri was, how there was much to do. She told me about her job, her boyfriend, and how much she would like to visit Missouri. "Well, my place is always open if you wanna vis--" BOYFRIEND??? What thuh??? Yep. Homey chick has a boyfriend. Her "best friend that turned into a boyfriend. You know. The best kind." Jeez. Had I known this little bit of info, I wouldn't have let her order the side of pasta to go with her VEAL BOUVOIR. No goodnight smoochy for me. And I was really laying on the JP charm thick. I told her how she got nothing but more beautiful since the last time I saw her. She is sweet as pie, too. Well, it was good to catch up with an old friend. And it was nice to have a very attractive girl listening to me talk. Because, folks, that don't happen much. Since the hurricane is headed our way, we didn't get to go out and do much today. So, I stayed in and cooked an Italian meal: Cioppino. It's kind of like an Italian stew, made with a lot of seafood. It was quite tasty, though it cost a small mint to make. I ended up feeding about 7 people with the meal, so it came out to about $10 per person. I'm kind of tired of being here already. I'm ready to sleep in my own bed. And I missed "Six Feet Under" tonight. That show rawks. At first, I thought it was gonna go kinda slow. I honestly didn't think it would take off. But now that the characters have started to develope, it is turning into a really good show. Dead man erections rawk. So do dead men feet in peoples' lockers.
I'm about out of much to say. One last note: After dinner, Hot Ex-Girlfriend Chick and I went to the casino. I kept winning and came out a lot better than I went in. I love craps! 11:49 p.m. - 2001-08-05 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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